Snow Good For A Blog Title

Firstly, I do not do puns and this title is a take on a pun. What I do like is links, such as when you see a seagul and say 'Look it's Steven Seagal'. With this cleared out of the way let me plough the drift of news that has me snowed out of reading or watching any of it for days. See, it's this sort of colourful language that is easy to do but more annoying to read that has me writing.

When does the weather stop becoming the main news? Give me a list of closed roads, schools and dead pensioners and that'll be it please. Not another estimate of 2 feet of snow or another picture of a fucking bird on a twig or kid on a sledge. I go to fucking work! This brings me to idea of how they measure snow. I'm not entirely sure but I imagine it being a bit like when we measured rainfall at school with half a lemonade bottle. I bet it's just like that but on an industrial scale with a really big bottle, possibly a 3 litre. A bottle of Frosty Jacks would do the trick. Oh fuck, therein comes the imagery again.

Maybe, just maybe, Channel 4 might have some real news. Oh for Christ sake, if it isn't John fucking Snow!